One day while web surfing I came
across the story about someone, or a gang of someones, referred to as the
“smiley face killer.” This alleged serial killer preys not on white women
(like they “all” do), but college-age white males—usually heavily intoxicated,
and usually found drowned in rivers or lakes. Supposedly they have been found
with a tell-tale “smiley face” mark on their bodies or on nearby structures,
supposedly the calling card of the supposed killer or killers. Those who
believe this point to dozens of such deaths that in their minds defies mere
coincidence, since most occurred in relatively small geographical area in the
Midwest, the larger number in Wisconsin.
Never heard of this case? Join
the crowd. But before anyone gets carried away with conspiracy theories, I
think I should say that personally I have my doubts about the veracity of the
claim, although it is highly likely that a few of the cases were due to foul play, just that they
are not necessarily related. However, the fact that it is virtually unknown
save to a few crime fanatics is instructive on the selectivity and politics of
what is regarded as “essential” for the public to know, and how law enforcement
handles (potential) crimes that either not of interest to the media, or do not
“fit in” the current gender political climate.
So it is that two retired New
York City detectives, Kevin Gannon and Anthony Duarte, claim to have found 40
“mysterious” deaths over a period of about ten years from the late 1990s to the
late 2000s. Except for a few isolated patches of media interest of the late
night variety (such as on Larry King Live),
this “case” has gone completely unnoticed by the mainstream media. Of course I
put case in quotes, because the truth of the matter is that no law enforcement
agency considers it a “case” at all, but just a farfetched theory by a couple
of guys with too much time on their hands.
All of the alleged victims are
white, so there might be cases of parents grasping for any conspiracy theory to
explain why their sons with a bright future could suddenly be dead. Being
accosted by a killer while dead drunk and being dumped into a river sounds a
great deal more “acceptable” psychologically than just wandering around in a
drunken stupor and falling into a river. The deaths have been generally labeled
“accidental” drowning by police.
Some of these deaths have been
rather “mysterious” in nature, and death may have occurred before being dumped
in water, to conceal the body or evidence. For example, Brian Welzien, a student
at Northern Illinois University, was out drinking with friends, and upon their
return he was left outside to empty his insides on the pavement; Welzien was
not seen again until his body washed up months later found on a Lake Michigan
beach 25 miles away. Patrick McNeill, a Fordham University College student, was
discovered floating under a pier two months after his friends last saw him
taking a subway home. In 2013 Nick Wilcox, a University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee
student, was last observed leaving a bar with a man that he and his friends did
not know. His body was found almost four months later in the Milwaukee
River—the scene of an “unusual” number of these “suspicious” occurrences, at
least to those of that mind.
In general, deaths put on the
list as “possible” smiley-faced killer—besides being white college males—are
cases in which the deceased was in some manner last seen intoxicated, was last
seen alone, there were no witnesses to the supposed drowning and the body was
not found until weeks or months after being reported missing.
Do I believe that there is
“smiley face” serial killer still at large and busy after 15 years—like the
“Green River Killer” Gary Ridgway, who remained at large for a like period
before he was “apprehended,” despite having been an early suspect in that case
but allowed to remain at large due in no small part to the bungling of one Dave
Reichert? I frankly doubt it, although out of all of the cases that are
“suspect,” a few may in fact involve homicide, except that law enforcement
agencies were too “busy” to investigate further. The FBI reportedly found no
“linkage” in the “unfortunate” deaths, although it is likely they entered into
any “investigation” into the cases with a preconceived conclusion.
Of course, if white females had
been the principle subjects, there would likely be the “assumption” that foul
play was involved. And who wants to upset the gender victim myths by suggesting
that males might be the targets of serial killers, and not just females? Certainly
not Pat Brown, who frequently shows up on CNN and other programs to trumpet her
misandrist criminal profiling theories, and “specializes” on male serial
killers. Of course, her criteria for “profiling” serial killers could encompass
most of the male population, but it still makes for good ratings. Brown, not
surprisingly, has referred to the “smiley face killer” theory as “ludicrous.”
Still, one wonders if people like
Brown would take the theory more “seriously” if the deceased were females—given
the fact that she is hardly what you would call an “objective” and
dispassionate criminologist, but a gender fanatic (Brown is the founder of SHE—The
Sexual Homicide Exchange). She is also the author of a book about the alleged
murder of Cleopatra by Octavian (the future Emperor Augustus), as opposed to
suicide, as all contemporary historians of the time reported. As a student of
history, I am not sorry to say that this book is ludicrous and preposterous in its total lack of supporting evidence
and understanding of the times (Brown simply bases her “hypothesis” on current
feminist mythology). So much for her “credibility.”
Given the nature of this kind of
“doubt,” it is perhaps easier to believe that the “smiley face killer” theory
is not given appropriate attention for reasons of gender politics.
Three-quarters of all murder victims are male, yet to fanatics like Brown and
media sops like CNN’s Nancy Grace and Jane Velez-Mitchell with their “war on women”
bombast, you’d think the only people who are ever victims of homicide are white women—the demographic by far the
least likely to be a homicide victim by rate (black males are 23 times more
likely to be the victim of homicide).
Still, the average number of drowning
deaths a year in the U.S. is about 4,000 and among “college-age” males about
500 or so—of which most are “alcohol related.” It would be “preposterous” just
to pick out of few similar cases and conclude that there is killer or gang of killers
specifically involved in them. On the other hand, it is also “ludicrous” to say
that some of these “accidents” were not so. It is just too much that gender
politics has to muck-up the works when even considering the
possibility—especially when families of the deceased have had to force police
to conduct required reexaminations of “suspicious” deaths after rushing to the
easy conclusion.
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