While the Thursday Night Football
radio broadcast team of Kevin Harlan and Boomer Esiason moaned and groaned
through yet another uncompetitive Thursday game (average point differential
through five games: 29), I observed that the Green Bay Packers scored 42 points
through the third quarter after gaining just 280 yards of total offense against the Minnesota Vikings.
Because the game was only notable because the Packers finally showed something
of a running game (Eddie Lacy gained 105 yards on just 13 carries), Jordy
Nelson’s only pass reception was a 66-yard touchdown grab, and Aaron Rodgers
threw his 200th career touchdown pass, my attentions drifted off on
another tangent (time to “relax,” as Rodgers would say) and I decided it would
be “interesting” to find out what the fewest yards gained in a game by a team
that scored at least 42 points.
I didn’t have the time or the
patience to conduct an exhaustive search, but fortunately Pro-Football
Reference has what it calls a “frivolous” statistics sections, one in which it
can conjure up scores of all games of a certain score, all the way from 0-0 to
73-0. Since the Packers were leading Minnesota 42-0 at the time, I punched in
the score of 42-0, and the reference came up with 16 games that ended at 42-0.
The last of these games occurred on December 5, 2005 on a Monday night. The
eventual NFC champions, the Seattle Seahawks, defeated the Philadelphia Eagles
by that score. If one had just read the final offensive statistics of the game,
however, someone might have assumed a score of much more modest proportions.
In this game, the Seahawks had
two touchdown drives of a combined 118 yards. Of their remaining 11 drives, nine
ended in punts and a combined 76 yards of total offense. Amazingly enough, the Eagles
had the ball on offense four more times than Seattle and punted two fewer
times, yet gained only 190 yards of total offense. Both teams combined for 157
rushing yards on 67 carries—an average of just 2.3 yards per rush. The Seahawks
managed just 98 net yards passing, while the Eagles managed just 129 net yards
on 39 passes—barely more than 3 yards per pass; Koy Detmer, in relief of Mike
McMahon, managed just 84 yards passing on 29 attempts.
Obviously something was very
amiss about this game. That, of course, would be the six turnovers the Eagles
committed, which allowed Seattle to sleepwalk through this game. Andre Dyson,
who intercepted only one pass and recovered one fumble in his only season with
the Seahawks, performed both in this game—and returned both for touchdowns.
Lofa Tatupa returned another interception for a touchdown. Michael Boulware
(who were these guys?) nearly returned a third interception for a fourth
defensive touchdown, tackled just short at the two-yard line.
Now that was a really “bad” game. But back to the game at hand. Matt
Flynn relieved Rodgers to get his arm out of mothballs, and promptly threw an
interception. Nevertheless, the Packers managed to get past the 300 yards in
total offense, but allowed the Vikings to provide some semblance of competitiveness
by permitting them to score 10 points—but not enough to keep Kevin and Boomer
from commiserating of the difficulty of calling such a dull affair, especially
in regard to ratings.
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