What does it mean when the U.S.’
major sports conduit—ESPN—treats the arrest of a dozen or so current and former
associates of the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) on bribery
and corruption charges about as consequential as women’s basketball, and
certainly rather less a noteworthy event than the news media considers it? Or
the international scene, for that matter, where the UK’s Telegraph has been running a “live” webpage for the latest
reactions to the scandal?
It of course reflects the
interest in—or lack thereof—of the American sporting fan public in soccer. To
be certain, there exists an insular class of white people for whom soccer (like
golf remains today) is as it was over a century ago before the emergence of
soccer clubs outside of Europe: A “discriminating” country club affair for the portentous
of mind, but for the rest soccer is just one big snore for most in this
country. Sure, there was some interest in the most recent World Cup, but this
was more out of curiosity than genuine fandom. In what other sport is “scoring”
dependent more on the vagaries of chance? How do you make kids dream about a
sport where being a “star” is how well you contort your leg? How do you define
being a “star” without impressive statistics to measure against competitors?
In any case, the European soccer
community pretends to welcome the fact that country that has no particular
fascination with soccer has actually taken upon itself the task of “cleaning
up” soccer—mainly because Europeans were not its targets, but the “outliers.”
But the problem with soccer is that it has become such a gigantic business
entity unto itself that it cannot be controlled. Sure, some voting member of
FIFA who determine World Cup site don’t mind selling their votes to the highest
bidder, but representatives of nations are quite generous in their willingness
to pay. Hundreds of millions of dollars are in the kitty to whoever asks.
I skimmed through the U.S.
District Court indictment of the FIFA associates, and while the amount of money
being transacted and hidden away in secret slush funds and front companies is
indeed mind boggling on the surface, we are again talking about money that is
likely coming from governmental organizations. You think that Putin’s Russia,
the “winner” of the 2018 Cup sweepstakes, isn’t corrupt to the core? What is
most fascinating about the indictment is that it targeted only those persons
within the U.S.’ supposed “sphere” of influence—that is to say, the
Western Hemisphere. Left untouched are
any of the undoubtedly just as corrupt FIFA figures in Europe, Africa and Asia.
The reason is obvious enough. If
the U.S. had indicted a European, it would certainly raise hackles about Yankee
arrogance (although it would be “fair play” given European attacks on Microsoft
and Apple). The U.S would also be very unlikely to receive extradition rights
from African or Asian nations. Corruption in FIFA is such a widespread and
accepted mode of business that the original investigation that led to the
indictments was pretty much ignored, and only resurfaced because U.S. attorneys
with no love of soccer felt slighted by European haughtiness. It was a matter of
personal (more than national) “pride.” How dare those snooty people.
But there is no doubt only the
surface of corruption was scratched, and FIFA president Sepp Blatter has
survived scandal-after-scandal on his watch, mainly because he appears to be
personally “uncorrupted,” at least in as much as it cannot be proven that he
has actually accepted bribes himself. However, Blatter’s tenure been nothing if
not controversial, and soccer has become so enmeshed in a multitude of
competing interests that ‘regulating” it has become more of a farce than the
NCAA. To make matters worse, there are separate “continental” leagues that seem
to be largely autonomous of FIFA, with their own rules governing the activity
of players, agents, sponsors and even clubs. Billions of dollars are in the pot
to divvy-up, and everyone wants their “fair share,” whether or legally or
under-the-table.
The surprise, then, is not that corruption is occurring, or even that the U.S. is flouting the “rules” of the game. It was, after all, the zealots of the U.S. anti-doping commission that gleefully brought down seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, not the Europeans.
The surprise, then, is not that corruption is occurring, or even that the U.S. is flouting the “rules” of the game. It was, after all, the zealots of the U.S. anti-doping commission that gleefully brought down seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, not the Europeans.