Thursday, February 7, 2013

Here's to Hillary riding off into the sunset--and maybe she should stay there



Here we go again. After Hillary Clinton’s last day in office last week, every news media source was exercising considerable effort in putting a positive spin on Clinton’s “legacy” as Secretary of State. Although most political insiders believe that the 2016 Democratic nomination is Vice President Joe Biden’s to lose, that hasn’t stopped anyone from bloating Clinton’s “credentials” like a porcupine fish (unlike a pufferfish, it has spines to sting the nonbelievers). Hillary—despite her claim that she has no further political ambitions—has already launched a new website called hillaryclintonoffice.com. There is little on it except a big picture of an airbrushed Hillary from the shoulders up—sans the frumpy figure we saw sitting next to the lithe Barack Obama on 60 Minutes; at least she doesn’t have to consume all those high-calorie dinners-of-state she was served at those 112 countries she’s visited, and maybe even enroll in an aerobics class. Oh yes, the website also has contact information for media and speaking engagements, and for you to grovel and tell her how much you worship her very feet. 

Am I being cynical? Sure, why not? If Hillary Clinton was not the wife of someone named Bill, would people even know who she is? Not likely. Plenty of people have more personality than she does, and her accomplishments read more like a grocery list than anything noteworthy. There has been a great deal of intellectual legerdemain involved in the attempt to concoct a best possible narrative. The only thing an “expert” on the foreign policy on National Public Radio could come-up with was her supposed brokering of an oil-sharing deal between Sudan and South Sudan (although it was admitted after almost two years it still hasn’t been implemented) and Burma; what exactly she had to do with the latter’s recent lessening of military rule is unclear. The closest thing to a criticism was that she didn’t initiate policy; this was excused as being a “good soldier” and going along with administration policy. Benghazi wasn’t even mentioned. How does she rank with other Secretaries of State? Probably not in the same class as George Marshall, but it isn’t “fair” to judge her because all administrations are “different.” And besides, Hillary had to deal with so much, the “Arab Spring” and all.

There seems to be hardly any legitimate critique of Clinton “accomplishments,” and her 69 percent approval rating only makes sense in that context. Sen. John McCain continues to make a hypocritical buffoon of himself when he praises Clinton’s diplomatic acumen, yet at the same time blasts Obama’s foreign policy. What sense does that make? None.  Fox News’ Brit Hume admitted that Clinton has had no major “gaffes”—like the 2008 racial code “hard working people—white Americans” crack, and the bizarre RFK assassination stream-of-consciousness puzzler—and she worked  “hard” to get to all those 112 countries, but this hardly justifies the adulation she is receiving. Iran may or may not be closer to a nuclear bomb, there has been no “reset” with relations with Russia, and peace between Israel and its neighbors remains far apart. Interestingly, Israeli leaders praise her to high heaven while giving Obama the cold shoulder; one can surmise the reason.

Some who sing Hillary’s praises are out-of-control in their overreach. I read a post by someone named Eli Sugarman. “Hillary Clinton is widely admired for her intelligence, drive, and success as secretary of state. Her four years in office have been marked by a series of noteworthy accomplishments and near lack of serious missteps. Replacing her is a daunting task.” Yeah, it will be a “daunting task” to do better than these “noteworthy” accomplishments:

People-to-People Diplomacy. The new Secretary of State, John Kerry, will need to sacrifice doing real diplomacy is he expects to beat Hillary’s 112 countries visited.

The Importance of Economics. This is a little muddled. Her economic “vision” is not explained, but she did support “traditional economic aspects of foreign policy – such as sanctions – including those that crippled the Iranian government – and free trade – including Free Trade Agreements with allies Panama, Colombia, and South Korea.” Are these “accomplishments”—or simply following long-held policy? 

Restoring American Credibility. Hillary has supposedly “rejuvenated U.S. engagement in the Middle East by brokering a ceasefire between Hamas and Israel earlier this year. Her shuttle diplomacy and coordination with Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi will likely give the U.S. greater leverage to pursue a robust peace process in 2013.” Some people might beg to differ on her actual expertise in brokering agreements—rather than just being humored. Clinton did not broker anything with Hamas representatives at all; that was Egypt and other Muslim parties. And as I mentioned before, on one of her last visits to Egypt she was greeted not as a "rock star" but with brickbats and chants of “Hillary get out.” 

Diplomacy is National Security.  “She was also a strong proponent of NATO airstrikes in Libya that eventually led to Muammar Gaddafi’s ouster. Her active diplomacy was critical to securing United Nations Security Council authorization of the Libya mission and maintaining strong European and regional support for it.” Well, actually, no; news reports at the time noted that Clinton had little input in it, and was not entirely supportive of the NATO action in Libya.

Texts From Hillary. Now we are getting somewhere. “In 2012, Clinton became an internet sensation because of a series of memes depicting her having fictitious, comical text exchanges with other celebrities while wearing her trademark sunglasses. Texts from Hillary became so popular that Clinton herself submitted her own caption to the website and invited its creators to meet with her at the State Department. Her star power and ability to capture the imagination of individuals around the world is one noteworthy aspect of her success.” Or is that people with no life of their own, like those Trekkies? Hillary’s groupies certainly behave as if they are under some kind of mind control. Anyways, we sure glad to know what Hillary does in her off-time—certainly not catching up on text books  that might give her clue about how to accomplish real things. 

Of course, “legitimate” news media might take a more even-handed approach to evaluation—except that Newsweek and TIME magazine have long abandoned its pretenses to objectivity and have gone the celebrity tabloid route. While the latter confessed that “Clinton is piling up awards and accolades faster than clear-cut achievements” and “hasn’t done anything as momentous as opening the door to China like Henry Kissinger or assembling the first Gulf War coalition like James Baker,” Clinton nevertheless has to her credit “the liberation of Libya, establishment of diplomatic ties with Burma and the assembly of a coalition against Iran bear her imprimatur.” Other than what was already mentioned concerning Libya, the opening of ties to Burma had more to do with internal politics in the country, and if one considers that the Obama administration had sought to unfreeze relations with Iran, her “diplomacy” has been an abject failure. 

Without any real achievements to gush about, TIME instead gushed about Clinton’s “legendary” endurance.  “She maintained a punishing 18-plus-hour-a-day schedule on her weeklong swing from Libya to Central and South Asia. At the end of her day in New York City last September, with its endless one-on-one meetings, public appearances and forums, Clinton sat down in a closed session with the 27 E.U. Foreign Ministers and listened as each aired opinions on U.S. foreign policy. Even as glazed looks settled over her staff, Clinton retained an easy and relaxed demeanor, speaking off the cuff and calmly responding to bitter criticism of the U.S.’s veto threat against a vote on Palestinian statehood”—which wasn’t too hard for her, given Clinton’s well-known hob-knobbing with the right-wing of the Israeli government.  I suspect that some of those 18 hours spent napping on airplanes, while her glazed-eyed staff were up doing most of her prep work. OK, attending meetings, listening and occasionally talking is hard work—especially if you are getting on in age. Anyways, I think calling it bitter “criticism” from European Union representatives was probably a bit of hyperbole. 

Of course, the staid BBC might be counted on to put some perspective on Hillary’s true legacy, but alas this is not the case. On World News radio, I was bemused by the gushing BBC presenter who was clearly beside herself in her admiration of Clinton, as if she has a personal stake in her, like so many of the Clinton disciples and groupies. On the BBC America website, there was much more of the same. Contradictory statements abound, which typically occurs when one grasps any thin reed. Pakistan Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar was expected to say something nice about Hillary, and he obliged in a backhanded sort of way. He was quoted as saying "Pakistan-US relations went through the worst time during Clinton's tenure as secretary of state. When you come out of the worst times, I must give her a lot of credit for the wisdom she showed.”

He was referring to Clinton’s “apology” over the November 2011 NATO air strikes on Pakistani border troops, an incident in which Pakistani authorities admitted that their commanders had been informed that Afghan forces would be operating in an ant-Taliban operation, and that Pakistani forces did fire mortars and automatic weapons which caused the Afghans to request the air support. U.S. officials—including the president—offered the Pakistani government their condolences and promised a full investigation, but Pakistani public opinion was already at a low-point concerning relations between the two countries, no thanks to “diplomacy” that did not convince Pakistani authorities to be more cooperative to coalition objectives and less so to that of the Pakistani Taliban and Al-Qaeda. In the end Clinton’s “apology” turned out to be less an act of statesmanship, but a crumb to Pakistani officials who only wanted to extract a face-saving statement after having decided that the closure of NATO supply routes was proving to be counter-productive. 

The BBC also “credited” Clinton as a “foil” for the more “aloof” Obama—who left the “pressing the flesh” and “leaving the care and feeding” of foreign leaders to Clinton. But no doubt Clinton relished the attention.  But again the criticisms of Obama and praises of Clinton make absolutely no sense when it is claimed that Clinton has no major accomplishments because she is only following administration policy; and yet we hear comments from Jake Sullivan (who’s he?) like "The single biggest thing she's leaving behind is having restored American leadership.” If that is true, she did it all by herself? That’s like the film Zero Dark Thirty’s claims that it was some second-string CIA operative who happened to be a red-haired white female who was responsible for the elimination of Osama bin Laden. 

The BBC admitted that the "reset with Russia has malfunctioned while Iran is getting closer to a nuclear bomb.” And why is that? “Clinton clearly decided not to risk her reputation trying to bang heads together in the thankless task of Middle East peacemaking (she probably didn’t much care to try to outwit that Putin fella, either). But Clinton and her aides say you need to look at the big picture.” Alright, let’s back-up now. Is the “big picture” the fact that Clinton is such a media hound and image conscious that the hard work required of achieving diplomatic breakthroughs is inimical to her? That she will not engage in any undertaking if it doesn’t further inflate her self-image? 

Clinton was praised in some circles for the release of Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng, but it took the skills of an experienced hand, assistant secretary of state Kurt Campbell, to conduct the actual negotiations with the Chinese. And in a final piece of mental gymnastics, USA Today went bonkers with the claim that Clinton conducted “high wire” diplomacy when she had to” jungle” two cellphones to persuade Turkey and Armenia to abide by an agreement to normalize relations. She “succeeded”—well, not really. It was only a temporary “nudging together.”

To be fair, most of the trench warfare over the stimulus program, health care reform and the debt have not been fought personally by the president; but throughout history presidents have set the agenda and his subordinates negotiated such deals with Congress. The difference here is that the president is expected to take responsibility for the success or failure of those policies. On the other hand, Hillary Clinton has been given all of the credit for the successes that she may or may not have had a hand in, and none of the blame for the failures in foreign policy (see Benghazi). But at least she herself was honest about her “accomplishments.” After an interview last November, ABC News noted that “Among her accomplishments, she listed hosting town halls with global youth, raising awareness for religious minorities, protecting Internet freedom and advancing rights for women and the LGBT community around the world.” Leave to her fans to fill in the blank spaces.

These are the “big heels” John Kerry says he has to fill? Oh well—at least Hillary will have time now to go on all those speaking engagements to maintain her profile, like Sarah Palin (remember her?). Sure, she knows what the problems are; if there is anything we’ve learned over the past four years, she just doesn’t exactly know what to do about them. It isn’t exactly presidential material, but what does that matter?

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