The American bureau of Al Jazeera
apparently found a story no other American news outlet wanted to touch, because
one of the NFL’s sacred cows, Peyton Manning, was being accused of using
illegal drugs, in this case human growth hormone (HGH), supplied by an
Indianapolis clinic in 2011 through his wife. When asked about it by an ESPN commentator,
Manning reportedly reacted with a combination of dismay, hysterical amusement and
then outrage; sure sounds “guilty” to me. After all, that was a “long” time
ago, so why bring it up now? Alex Rodriguez only got banned from baseball for a
year for something he did 10 years earlier. Look, why do you think the players’
union opposed HGH testing until last year? Manning was recovering from a
serious neck injury; if he was a “private citizen” and not a professional
football player, using HGH might be recommended for him. He doesn’t need to do a
Roger Clemens when everyone knew that he was lying. I don’t think the story was
“made up,” just that the sources of the source are mad that a “confidence” was
revealed without their consent. We need to move on from this, so that
accusations of hypocrisy don’t fill the air with too much of its stench.
This week perhaps had the most
fascinating results all season. To wit:
Falcons 20 Panthers 13. The now 14-1 Panthers are not that good a team, just as the 1972 Miami Dolphins were not, but
were fortunate to play a schedule which featured only two games against teams
that had barely above .500 records (8-6) by season’s end (they also won each of
their playoff games by only one score). The Panthers have played against only
two teams outside their division currently with barely above .500 records (I’m
not counting the Packers, because they proved once again that they can’t
compete against above .500 teams), and a combined .433 overall. The team within
their division with a winning record (the Falcons), are only so because they
unbelievably won this game, after a 38-0 thrashing a few weeks earlier. The
Falcons’ Julio Jones manhandled Panthers’ cornerback Josh Norman, catching passes
for more yardage (178) than Cam Newton threw (142). When people say that Newton
was just “OK” in this game, what does that mean? He was bad in this game, showing what happens when teams actually pressure
him all day; the “superman” failed to rally the troops at the end, with a
sack/fumble with under two minutes to play.
Jets 26 Patriots 20. So people will talk about the “questionable”
decision of Bill Belichick to defer the first possession in overtime to the
Jets, but there was a “method” to the “madness,” as they say; after all,
Belichick is a “genius” coach, is he not? The real story of the game was that
the Jets did validate their season with this victory, and this was only
possible with a “real” quarterback at helm; it goes to show how a team can
waste two years trying to be stay ahead of the quarterback “curve” when in fact
they were merely falling behind it.
Ravens 20 Steelers 17. In probably the most surprising result of
the day, Ryan Mallett arrived back on the scene to have the best game of his
admittedly checkered career, just in time to nearly ruin the Steelers’ season;
along with the Seahawks they were supposed to be the most dangerous team
heading into the playoffs, and now they will not even make it that far if the
Jets win next week.
Rams 23 Seahawks 17. Listening to Seahawks’ play-by-play announcer
Steve Raible’s 200-decibel call of the Seahawks’ junk touchdown in the waning
seconds of this lost game was annoying enough, but listening to some radio
personality on another station (Dick Fain) first claim the game didn’t matter,
then go on a sobsister tangent about everything that didn’t go the Seahawks way
in the game, followed-up by Hugh Millen telling us how much contempt he has for
Rams coach Jeff Fisher (did Fisher do something to make this “personal”?), just
helped to remind me how much I get a “kick” out of this team losing. Russell
Wilson threw an interception and fumbled near the goal line that ultimately
cost the Seahawks the game, but all anyone wants to talk about is the offensive
line play (again), even though it was Wilson and not the linemen who was responsible
for his gaffes; like Newton, Wilson can be neutralized by pressure, and that is
how a Rams team that gained only 207 yards of total offense can win.
Cardinals 38 Packers 8. I heard someone say that the Packers are
the worst team heading into the playoffs, and I hate to admit it but that is
probably right. The Cardinals are a good team, but the Packers are that bad.
Although that stat line doesn’t necessarily show it, Aaron Rodgers had what can
only be described as the worst game of his career in “leading” the Packers to
their worst loss under his startership. After a Carson Palmer pass was
intercepted giving the Packers the ball deep inside of Cardinal territory,
Rodgers blew a chance to make it a three-point game heading into halftime by
throwing an ugly interception at the goal line (something he has done before
this season), and then fumbling the ball twice to be returned for touchdowns.
Yes, he was sacked eight times, blame the line, blah, blah, but the truth of
the matter is that the Packers haven’t had a quality win all year (not even the
Seahawks game in the second week) against a good team. I still expect that
Packers to take the division next week against the Vikings (because the Vikings
are over-rated), but it is almost impossible to imagine how they can be
competitive against any of the other playoff-bound teams.
Chiefs 17 Browns 13. Well, at least we can say that Johnny Manziel
is “fun” to watch. He ran eleven times for 108 yards, and nearly pulled out a
victory out of his fundament after the Chiefs led 17-3 at halftime. On the
Browns’ final possession with under two minutes to play, Manziel completed just
3 of 9 passes, but somehow got the Browns down to the Chiefs’ 18 after a fourth
down completion—except that time ran out; it might have helped if he had
completed just one of those other passes. In the meantime, the Chiefs somehow
have won nine straight games, but would it surprise you to learn that seven of
those victories were against teams with losing records, and the other two
against Landry Jones quarterbacking the Steelers, and a dead-armed Peyton
Manning throwing four interceptions and having a passer rating of 0.00?
Redskins 38 Eagles 24. Three weeks ago the Redskins were 5-7 and
written off after an inexplicable loss to the Cowboys. Three weeks later, they
are the NFC East “champions,” if that means anything. They don’t have a single quality
win under their belt, every one of the teams they have beaten having losing
records. But at least the Redskins don’t appear dysfunctional, like the
Packers.
Vikings 49 Giants 17. Isn’t this game over yet? Who needs an
offense when you have the other team’s quarterback making plays for your team? Odell Beckham’s absence couldn’t
make this much difference; maybe Eli Manning is having visions of him on the
field and throwing it to him, except that the only guy there is the one for the
other team. Not that the coach is doing any better; oh sure, onside kick it
with the score 32-10 and you are out of the playoffs anyways, and then watch it
actually returned 27 yards for a short-field touchdown to add further embarrassment.
OK, now they go for it on fourth-and-one
deep on their side; that only leads to more points for the other team. “Smart”
move. Teddy Bridgewater only had to sleepwalk through this game, throwing for
just 168 yards—and only his second TD pass all year that travelled at least 20
yards downfield. The upshot is that the Vikings have clinched a playoff berth
now; I had assumed that the Packers would take the NFC North with a win at home
next week. Now I’m not half as certain. Unfortunately for the Packers, the game
is being moved from its 1 PM slot to a “primetime” start of 7:30 PM—and I suspect
that they will wilt under the glare of a national audience.
The rest of the schedule was
fairly inconsequential. The Colts might be on life support after beating the
Dolphins, but the Texans are going win the AFC South no matter what the “experts”
say after their victory over the hapless Titans. How does Charlie Whitehurst
still have a job in this league when Matt Flynn doesn’t? Because people mistake
him for Jesus Christ with that beard and long mane of his (hence his nickname
from his Seahawk days—“Clipboard Jesus”)? The Lions beat up on the 49ers, but I
bet Blaine Gabbert is looking at his stat lines and thinking that at least he
had a chance to “improve” on his previously merely horrible numbers—or at least
they look better than Colin Kaepernick’s. As bad as the Cowboys played
offensively, it was a succession of failed third down stops on a 92-yard TD drive
late in the game that gave the equally hapless Bills a victory, 16-6. Drew
Brees threw for more than 400 yards in a win over the Jaguars in what some are
saying will be his last home game in New Orleans. 80 of Jameis Winston’s 295
yards passing came on a spectacular final minute drive; now why couldn’t he
have played like that the rest of the game in a loss to the Bears? The Chargers
and the Raiders either punted or turned over the ball 11 times in succession in
the second half of their game, until the Chargers gave the game away by
fumbling the ball all the way down to their own three-yard line, allowing the Raiders who had essentially done
nothing offensively the entire game to take the lead. The Chargers would tie
the game and send it into OT, but the Raiders prevailed 23-20.